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swoz:

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

christ 

swoz:

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

christ 

deeptissueguy21:

womxxn:

i’m just saying that the differences between #yesallmen and #yesallwomen really highlight the issue here….

Men are babies

unamusedsloth:

The new Godzilla movie had a lower budget than expected.

unamusedsloth:

The new Godzilla movie had a lower budget than expected.

orangeis:

Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.

confringo-:

lady-tyrell:

wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it

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jazzmastr:

Can I look something up on your phone??

yeah one second

jazzmastr:

Can I look something up on your phone??

yeah one second

aeducanprincess:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED 

I don’t know if this person can do job they have flower on arm and I am worry